Borat na slezině amerických patriotů.

Borat (na uvítanou recepčnímu v luxusním hotelu po setkání s černými bratry): What’s up with it, Vanilla face? Me and my homie Azamat just parked our slab outside. We’re looking for somewhere to post up our Black asses for the night. So, uh, bang bang, skeet skeet, nigga. Just a couple of pimps, no hos.

Borat (představuje svého souseda): He is my neighbor Nushuktan Tulyiagby. He is pain in my assholes. I get a window from a glass, he must get a window from a glass. I get a step, he must get a step. I get a clock radio, he cannot afford. Great success!

Borat (v autobazaru): What kind of car can I buy that attract woman with shaved vagiin?
Car dealer: That would be a Corvette. Or a Hummer. 

Borat (s čím jede do Ameriky): I arrived in America’s airport with clothings, US dollars, and a jar of gypsy tears to protect me from AIDS.

Borat (text kazašské hymny na melodii hymny v USA rodeo): Kazakhstan is the greatest country in the world. All other countries are run by little girls. Kazakhstan is number one exporter of potassium. Other central Asian countries have inferior potassium.

Borat (veteránským americkým feministkám, po otázce zdali by ženy měly být vdělávány): Is it not a problem that the woman have a smaller brain than a man? The government scientist Dr Yamuka has proved it is size of squirrel.

Mike Jared (u společenské večeři): I’m, er… recently retired…
Borat: You are a retard?

Borat (před hymnou v ródeu, bouřlivé ovace od rednecků): May George Bush drink the blood of every man, woman and child in Iraq!

Borat (o své ženě): The lips of her vagine hang low like wizard’s sleeve.